Mark Carney: The Poster Boy of Canada’s Pretend Leadership Class

You’ve seen the headlines: “Mark Carney could save Canada.” Spare us.

Here’s the truth — every time a new “leader” gets trotted out in a tailored suit, we’re told it’s going to fix everything. But Carney isn’t a saviour. He’s the latest brand ambassador for a system that’s been running on fumes and photo ops.

The same people who tanked the economy now want applause for “stabilizing” it. The same crowd who pushed policies that crushed small businesses now want credit for “inclusive growth.” It’s a clown show and the ringmaster is wearing a WEF badge.

Carney talks about “building a sustainable future,” but most of us are just trying to build enough savings to survive the week.

We don’t need another technocrat selling us buzzwords. We need honesty, grit, and freedom. Until then, we’ll keep flipping the elites the bird. It feels good, come on join in by grabbing a Fuck Carney Middle Finger Sticker